Tboooe:
Looks like you have strong bonds with your chair....
so maybe trying different strategies could be of use here
a. get a new one with a better decor color matching
b. sent it to be camouflaged painted to be less of an annoyance to your wife.....
c. Change it for a hammock, this way the music can really "swing"
Just kidding, man what a nice system you have
Enjoy
Luis