Marco, call me paranoid, but I have this fear that flapping my arms may cause the broomstick to do even more damage. Sorry, but it just doesn't sound like a smart way to ease into the listening position. A toy truck is one thing, but I don't know how I'd explain to a doctor how that broomstick made it into my intestines.
Ray, yeah I live in LA, so Vegas is just a 3 hour and 35 minute jaunt if I can get some open space between Barstow and the Nevada border. I went to CES in 2003 and had a fun time at Alexis Park and The SHOW. But what was even more fun was the AVN Expo at the Sands.
Here in LA Mexican Americans refer to underwear as "chones"[sp?]. They are very effective sound dampers.